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sannanomad:

do you ever have those moments where even if you’re not romantically involved with someone, you see someone else start talking to them and you just kinda wanna hiss and throws things at them because fuck you that’s my person get your own 

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ripstudwell:

officer, I know I was speeding but technically u were too so I’m gonna have to arrest please step out of the vehicle

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sexicancore:

i-o-u-an-assbutt:

mintmeow:

i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them 

do you need a hug

i think we all need a hug

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andthenilonawasalllike:

“can u not” has been my mental response to almost everything that happens these days

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dirtyfebruary:

my mom asked me how come i always have my computer’s brightness at the lowest and i told her it was because i like to keep it as bright as my future

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applebright:

seriously considering filling my pockets with glitter and whenever someone near me says something really stupid or rude i’ll just reach into my pocket with a dead expression and release the glitter into the sky above their head and watch it shower over them like a baptism of stupid

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mitunathehelicaptor:

i love when people say my name cause its like hey thats me

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